英語笑話大全 爆笑 英語笑話分享

1、a great man。Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great。man if he were still alive today?。Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years。

2、一名偉人。老師：如果莎士比亞還活着，他會是一名偉人嗎？學生：當然。因為到目前為止，還沒有人活到400多歲。

3、Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.

4、警察：有人搶你的手錶時，你為什麼不呼救呢？男子：要是我張口的話，他們就會發現我的四顆金牙。那就更糟了。

5、The little girl did not like the look of the barking 's all right, said a gentleman, don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?Ah, yes, answered the little girl. I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?。

6、一個小女孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。“沒有關係，”一位先生説，“不用害怕，你知道這條諺語嗎：‘吠狗不咬人。’”“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎？”。