1、mother: i left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, johnny, and now there is only one piece left. can you explain that?johnny: well, i suppose it was so dark that i didn’t notice the other.
媽媽：約翰尼，我今天早上在櫥子裏放了兩塊點心。現在就剩下一塊了。你能解釋一下嗎?約翰尼：嗯，我想是因為裏面太黑我沒看到另外那塊。
2、one day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if i am a manager.
all the students began to write except a boy. the teacher went to him and asked the reason.
“i am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.
一天課上，老師要同學們以“如果我是一個經理”為題寫一篇作文。
所有的學生都在動筆寫了，只有一個男生例外。老師走過去問他為什麼不寫。
“我在等我的祕書”。那孩子答道。
3、Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, Mom, I had a dream last night that Id passed todays trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite. Mother I do hope Ill fail the other subjects in my dream tonight, Tom said.
在期末考試之前，湯姆告訴他的母親：“媽媽，我昨天晚上做了一個夢，夢見我通過了今天的考試。”“不要相信夢，親愛的。據説夢中的經歷通常與現實相反。”媽媽答道。“那麼，我真希望在今晚的夢中，我的其他功課都不及格。”湯姆説。
4、On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.
在觀看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼兒園老師問學生的觀後感。班上最小的女孩説，她希望舞蹈演員可以長得更高一點兒，那麼他們就不用整天踮着腳尖了。
5、Professor: When is your birthday?Kid: May essor: Which year?Kid: Every year.
教授：你的生日是什麼時候?孩子：5月30日。教授：哪一年?孩子：每年都是。
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