有哪些簡單的趣味英語小故事 有哪些簡單的趣味英語小故事一覽

1、A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?

I gave it to a poor old woman, he e a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so inShe is the one who sells the candy.

好孩子

小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。

“昨天給你的錢幹什麼了?”

“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答説。 “你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地説。“再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢?”

“她是個賣糖果的。”

2、Mr. Smith: Waiter, theres a dead fly in my soup.

Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---its the heat that kills it.

史密斯先生：服務員，我的湯裏有一隻死蒼蠅.

服務員：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被燙死的.

3、How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

假如一隻美洲旱獺能夠扔掉木頭，它可扔掉多少木頭呢?它會扔掉，它會，盡全力把木頭扔掉。假如一隻美洲旱獺能夠扔掉木頭，它會盡全力扔掉一隻美洲旱獺能扔的木頭。